#(Kind Of)

[ohposhers]

fanart for the newest chapter of @artificialchaoscola 's fic 👍

[shitty-tma-aus]

au where instead of the behold being about watching things and acquiring knowledge that way it was about listening. This doesn't seem funny until you imagine Jon covered in ears, the earpocalypse sky made of massive ears, Jonah just wears massive ears shaped earrings. "And... He was all ears😥". Gerry having ears tattoos. Do you see the vision? Am I the only one who finds this funny?

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[leslielumarie]

AI Companies Leave me Alone challenge.

[lemoncatssss]

>:D

@ididntknowwhattocallthis @marz-planet @stormcloudsarepretty @howyoudoingimshade @aurora-boreas-borealis @sketchy-potato @mrfost-27 @stabbydragon

Mwuhahahaha

Reblog to unleash this cat on your mutuals

[mychlapci]

time travel fixit au for TFone except alpha trion is the one doing the time traveling, and his idea of fixing it is changing sentinels duties to sexually servicing all the primes. as long as he doesn't have time to sneak off and make deals, or even think for himself, he's really not a threat. also something something He Stole Cogs From Innocent Sparklings, so maybe making him birth a bunch will awaken his maternal instincts. maybe in this fixed world, d-16 will jack off to the Still Living megatronus prime and his stacked baby mama sentinel (orion teases him, that he isn't sure if d wants to be megatronus or sentinel) (d almost says he'd rather be their sparkling on accident)

that’s the transformers two time travel plotline we deserve. Perverted grandpa goes back in time to wifefy Sentinel before he can even start thinking about overthrowing the primes. he’ll be too busy tending to his big husbands’ and wives’ needs, carrying their children, too full of cum to start resenting them....

(D16, after that admission, will have to report to psychiatrist Froid for a mental evaluation)

[poppyfamily]

wild past few days for shourtmangela nation

bit city reunion / cut for time bits - amangela cryofreezing bit + shourtney making fun of everyone who still believes april 1st was a prank + courtney trying to stir the pot with shayngela

courtmanda @ buffer fest

shourtgela on lovestruck "i'm dating one of you and in love with the other"

shourtmanda smosh mouth!!!!!

we never stop winning!!!!!

[reefsharkivist]

I don’t think I’ve posted Akkhani here yet

she’s my paladin and i love her so much. She has a halberd but it wouldn’t fit in my canvas

casual outfit under the cut

Today she learned that mice and rats are different species (in a very emotional scene) (the emotions were only tangentially related)

[venusdebotticelli]

Frenchie has set up a car dealership that exclusively buys second-hand cybertrucks from people with enough of a braincell to want to get rid of theirs after they've experienced The Horrors first hand (but not enough of a braincell not to fall for the hype in the first place), and he refurbishes them just enough that he can pass them off as brand new, and then sells them to the kind of idiot who will fall for it, even if he has to engineer the right circumstances for them to fall for it sometimes (he's the one who dug his fingers into Izzy's psyche enough to convince him he absolutely needs one; he caught Jack at the right kind of drunk; he got Nigel alone, when Chauncey wasn't within hearing distance to put a stop to it; Ricky didn't need any coaxing from Frenchie, he sought out the coolest cybertruck dealership in the area of his own volition; Pete tried to buy one from Frenchie, but Frenchie just gave him a look like "Pete, babes, come on..." and told him to maybe think on it a bit more and talk it out with Lucius. Pete still took a bunch of pictures on the one he took for a test drive, and shared them online, very successfully, because it did reach its intended niche of Elon fanboys, and he's trying to use the "but look, babe, people think I'm cool as hell" card to try to convince Lucius why it's such a great idea).

He's making big bank, he's the only one winning here.

izzy would not buy a cybertruck on his own initiative. i'm sorry but i have to speak the truth. cybertrucks are fanciful even though nobody who likes them would describe them that way. the cybertruck appeals to the sort of person who likes to pretend they're driving around in a tank or the batmobile and izzy doesn't have enough imagination to play pretend so he doesn't get it. now izzy COULD be talked into buying a cybertruck with the right sales pitch. if he walks into a dealership and the salesperson clocks his specific flavor of masculinity issues fast enough then he's driving away in a cybertruck. but only then.

black pete though. pete preordered a cybertruck. lucius is begging him every night to cancel it.

[callmesel]

I keep having theses flashbacks of a fic where Percy was a mermaid or siren and Marcus was a pirate and had captured him by accident

So anyway, here is a designed I had for it. Kind of ugly but maybe because of the lack of sleep so

Going to sleep right after this

[call-me-kitty]

I just went the speed limit. Primus that felt slow.

- Totally not a thing I said but definitely something this guy would say

[hippydippydruid]

Ok wait we have brain Trudy, alpha Trudy ( the robot who saved our Trudy), current Trudy (the one Tucker made after our Trudy disappeared), and our Trudy.

There’s so many and so many names omg

[im-trying-my-best-yall]

listen im team fuck them kids but thinking of George in that one scene where him and Fred comfort that kid after his detention with Umbitch and then thinking about George playing with his nieces and nephews later on in life sends me into a state of delusion

LIKE UUUUHUGH HES PROBABLY SO GOOD WITH KIDS AND IM GOING FERAL

about to carry on the Weasley family legacy of having a shit ton of kids because this man would have me breeding like r a b b i t s

[sakiyaki-sashimi]

For the jirais/menheras/others who might need it I made a very specific reaction image:

Angry version below:

[indiestsnake]

I’m going to try to be more open on here.

I’ve chatted with my therapist and thought over my feelings a bunch, and come to the unfortunate conclusion that… yeah, I am going through things. And those things are valid, even if they aren’t as large or difficult as the things my friends go through.

I still feel kind of selfish writing and posting this. Please tell me if I ever sound or act condescending or privileged or self-centered, I’m trying to strike a balance between not being a nuisance and not bottling stuff up. But I need to talk about things, and doing that in person is really hard for me. So shouting into the void is the next best option, even if I feel like I’m putting weight onto my friends who shouldn’t have to deal with it. Again, please tell me if I am doing something wrong.

I’m not going to make a vent post every time I feel meh, but I’m gonna try to talk about my feelings. That’s the bottom line.

On the topic. I feel kind of depressed and apathetic and… empty, I guess, rn. I’m probably gonna go to sleep soon. Hopefully I won’t regret posting this in the morning. Hope you guys are doing well and I’m not dragging you down.

[krirebr]

One of my very favorite things to do with leftovers is to turn them into breakfast. The other night my friend and I got a bunch of pub food delivered, including some togarashi tater tots that we only ate about half of. So this morning, I heated up those tots, soft poached a couple eggs, added a generous dollop of the Wasabi mayo the tots came with and mashed it all together. So good. So so good. I love leftovers.